4/20 HUR HUR HUR HUR..

"Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh) 04/20/2015 at 13:03 • Filed to: Could we PLEASE stop these memes now?

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The whole 4/20 meme is old as SHIT and should frankly just die.. It’s not funny anymore, in fact.. it never was. Smoke what the fuck you want dude.. I don’t care.. but why on earth should the whole of internet suddenly become dopeheads as soon as it’s the twentieth of April.. YEAH... thats right.. it’s not even 4/20.. it’s 20/4.. TWO ZERO SLASH FOUR.

You know what, just read this and CRY you little wannabe gangstarr..

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:03

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this is epic hahahahaha

Frank Grimes > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:04

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I agree 420 is the stupidest joke that just keeps going.

CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:04

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Uh ... you want some of these Funyons, man?

rofl orloaf > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:05

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k

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frank Grimes 04/20/2015 at 13:06

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Yes, even though my “rant” was written as a joke I really DO hate that fucking meme.

McMike > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:07

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This is just like St. Patrick’s day. The people that drink heavily all year all year long are probably just as bored with seeing green beer and weeknight drinking on their FB feed from all the amateurs.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem 04/20/2015 at 13:07

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Nah.. I’m good :P

B/Xmrrmvr > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:08

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So cocaine good but marijuana bad?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > McMike 04/20/2015 at 13:08

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Heh.. yeah.. and St. Patricks is a ‘Murican thing anyway.. “proud of me ‘urritage ya know”.

CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:08

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Who taught you to fight gorillas, and can it be used to fight other primates?

Frank Grimes > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:09

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I think it predates memes I remember hearing about it in midddle school have no idea what the history or true meaning of it is and dont think anyone who actually smokes knows either.
Can anyone who is into 4/20 talk about 4/20 without some stupid affected pot head laugh at the end?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > B/Xmrrmvr 04/20/2015 at 13:10

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Nah.. fuck drugs in general.. but rather hashish than cocaine though.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Frank Grimes 04/20/2015 at 13:11

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28ca…

Textured Soy Protein > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:11

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And here I was about to give this its own post.

B/Xmrrmvr > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:13

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Cocaine is a running gag on oppo and people defended that shit. I really don’t understand oppo sometimes.

And I’m sorry that we write things funny in your eyes. If it makes you feel any better, I work with European clients all the time and I’m forced to write my dates that way for any document.

E. Julius > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:14

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420 is not a meme, it’s a lifestyle bro #blazeit #smokeweedeveryday #ThanksObama

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Textured Soy Protein 04/20/2015 at 13:14

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Now THAT is funny though. Capitalism making money on all the dopeheads shouting about “fuck the government maaan, they never did anything for us maaan.. fuck the maaan maaan, I aint going into that capitalist shit maaan” :P

6cyl > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:15

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Someone picked up a meth addiction

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > B/Xmrrmvr 04/20/2015 at 13:15

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I was just having some fun mate, no worries. Never seen anyone here defend cocaine though.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > 6cyl 04/20/2015 at 13:17

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Wow.. that dude looks kinda like Varg Vikernes (Greven), well known anti-semitic, neo-nazi asshole..

Textured Soy Protein > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:22

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I have been known to croosh some buds from time to time to time, and never have I once uttered anything resembling what you just said.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:23

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It’s also hitlers birthday

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 04/20/2015 at 13:25

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Yeah, but let’s not open up THAT can of worms.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Textured Soy Protein 04/20/2015 at 13:27

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It probably depends on where you live, up here the guys are pretty much like what I just described. “fuck the police. The government man, they are after you... I can drive just FINE after a joint or four..” and so on.

Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:38

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Did i hear references to nazism?

GERMAN CARS ARE THE DEVIL

GERMANS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED

IF YOU LIKE ANYTHING GERMAN, YOU’RE A NAZI SYMPATHIZER

ALL HAIL CADILLAC

/bjr

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2015 at 13:42

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I’m part finnish... the finns sided with russia, russia sided with.. FUCK.. I’m a nazi..

Oh wait.. the finns FOUGHT russia.. who fought the nazis.. so I’m NOT a nazi..

But WAIT.. the finns fought russia after russia decided not to fight the nazis.. so.. uhm

Your boy, BJR > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:43

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You’re european and not french or from the UK.

u a nazi, dawg

MrDakka > CalzoneGolem 04/20/2015 at 13:43

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The USMC obviously realized the combat potential of gorillas and more importantly how other foreign powers would also recognize that usefulness. Thus it initiated a training program for its recruits on how to fight with and against gorillas and other primates in what is known as gorilla warfare which makes extensive use of guerilla warfare tactics, thus guerilla gorilla warfare. The statue below commemorates the prominent role of guerilla gorillas on both sides during the Battle of Tannhauser Gate in 2143.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2015 at 13:44

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I’ve got dark brown hair though (well, pink right now), not blond.. but I do have light blue/grey eyes.. CRAP.. I AM a nazi..

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 13:59

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Wait, don’t call him a Nazi, the Norwegians delivered some pretty nasty blows to those pigs. He gets a pass.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:01

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We sank the Blücher.. we.. uhh.. the whole vemork thing.. and uhh.. :P I think you meant to reply to Ben tho’ not me ;)

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 14:11

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Eh, what ever. I was just thinking about these guys. Hjemmefronten. the Norwegian resistance and their ski warfare and all of that business.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/20/2015 at 14:13

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I kinda got that. Was just having a go at you (but we should not do that.. ssshhh.. gamecat is watching ;) )

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 14:15

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He can deal with it.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 15:19

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The Finns fought the Russians with Nazi airplanes and Russian guns. And British, Italian, American and French airplanes and Nazi guns and my head is full of fuck trying to keep it straight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Wa…

We’ll go with not a Nazi since they invaded/occupied Norway.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 04/20/2015 at 15:28

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I’d say most of the Scandis (and Finland) hated the nazis.. well, Sweden kinda fucked up though.. but anyway.. we hated them. Norway got caught by surprise though, we never really thought Hitler would invade.. but BAM they did.. and that fuckwad Quisling stepped up and.. yeah..

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 15:31

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Nice copypasta.

cornerslide > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/20/2015 at 16:34

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Prepare yourself for a shortage of oreos and onion dip.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > cornerslide 04/20/2015 at 18:19

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I don’t need those though :)